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But hey, those boats aren’t going to pay for themselves! Winner: Texas’ physicality The offense is stale and overcomplicated, and doesn’t allow for the best athletes to be on the field, because the offense is like trying to solve the meaning of life. Losing to App State at home while only generating 186 yards of offense and only crossing midfield twice has to be especially damning for Jimbo Fisher, who now has almost an identical record as his predecessor Kevin Sumlin, including bowl wins.

Do you now know the track record of this wild Mountaineers? Have you not read the sacred texts? App State was created to win games like they did on Saturday. This was prime upset material in the making. Instead of quick strikes with kunai, however, they just sit on you for 3 hours and make it really uncomfortable. The Mountaineers are like the shinobi from feudal Japan, lying in wait for the next team they can derail. Texas A&M entered Saturday as the sixth ranked team in football, but made three critical mistakes: I wouldn’t blame you for guessing the team on the left, but you would be wrong. Let’s play a game: look at these stats and tell me which one of these teams was ranked as the sixth-best team in the country and projected by many to play in a New Years Six bowl? 2.ĭ-A-W-G ‍ #WPS /sBZwupKlwe- Collin Kennedy September 10, 2022īehold our glorious whompin’ kings.

1 overall man crush in all of college football.īut, damn it, if KJ Jefferson isn’t the unquestioned No. Look, y’all know Dave Aranda is my forever No. Rocket Sanders is 227 pounds and is still doing this: It wasn’t like they were grind it out, 3 yard per carry runs either. Quarterback KJ Jefferson and RB Rocket Sanders are both mammoth human beings (combined they’re the heaviest starting QB-RB duo in the nation), and they ran for 223 yards on Saturday. Their offensive line creates such a surge at the point of attack and their skill position players make it so that if you hit them, you’ll feel most of that pain. Offensive coordinator Kendal Briles does a great job of putting them in advantageous positions, but sometimes it doesn’t matter. They literally ran them over with a steamroller and then put it in reverse to make sure they got everything. Whompin’ is more a way of life, mowing down whatever is in your way with a noticeable lack of grace but an exceptional amount of violence.Īrkansas, our creator and savior of whompin’, delivered the most delicious of ass-kickings to South Carolina on Saturday, beating the Gamecocks 44-30 in a game that was at one point 35-16 but Arkansas being the classy kings they are allowed South Carolina back into the game by simply choosing to avoid playing defense against the pass.Īrkansas ran for 295 yards on South Carolina, who is an SEC opponent by the way, at a 4.5 YARDS PER CARRY RATE. Winners: Arkansas’ run gameĪllow me to introduce y’all to whompin’. The college football world was turned upside down before Halloween, and while it consisted of the craziest events happening, it sure was fun. More people tuned in to see euphoric Alabama players immediately yelled at with the wrath of a thousand angry gods by Nick Saban, who may or may not have tried to crush his football team at Monday practice (more on that later). 1 team was almost upset in what was Fox’s most streamed football game. Three top-10 teams lost, two of said top-10 teams lost AT HOME to unranked opponents, and the No. Usually it consists of multiple ranked teams being upset by unranked opponents, most of the time consisting of top ten teams losing in such fashion.īoy, did we have a Blood Week in college football on Saturday. As defined by the Shutdown Fullcast, Blood Week is when the hierarchy of the college football world is changed on one Saturday afternoon.